sometimes
Sometimes people say to me, “Keith, dude, why don’t you take a vacation. Get off the internet. Go for a walk in the woods.” And I’m like: What? What? I don’t want to take a vacation. I don’t like vacations. My parents used to take me on vacation and I grew up so I wouldn’t have to go on vacations anymore. As for the internet, I like the internet. I can get up-to-the-minute sports scores and everybody’s naked. You get off the internet. IF I’D WANTED TO TAKE WALKS IN THE WOODS I’D HAVE BECOME A FOREST RANGER.
Here’s a photo of a cute puppy:
My new favorite person on the internet
